While at lunch with my darling husband on Saturday I told him that I'd recently read stories of couples having a "Free Pass List" consisting of celebrities. Basically if you were to ever be propositioned by a celebrity on your list you would get a "FREE PASS" to bang the daylights out of them have a nice romantic lunch date with them.
I thought Hubby and I should make a list too! He stared at me in disbelief like, "Are you really interrupting the silence while I chew my burrito for that?" Why yes, yes I am. I implied told him straight up that if he didn't make a list of his own that I would make one up for him and that it would not be pretty. He obliged.
Except this one thing...He says even though I have a list, I don't get a free pass. W.T.F? That ain't right!
I will get my pass.
Here's the hubby's list:
Christina Aguilera - He likes her just a little bit dirty.
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Jennifer Aniston - In her 'Friends' days
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Eva Mendes - He says the only way I'm getting a pass is if it's with her! (Count Me In!)
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Pam Anderson -Before Hepatitis C
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Kitty Foreman (Debra Jo Rupp) - He once confided to me that he'd always had a crush on her and I refuse to let it go!
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Not TOO bad. Except for that dirty girl + the one with Hepatitis C.
My Way More Impressive List
Blake Shelton - Because I'm obsessed with those blue eyes and his dark curls!
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Gerard Butler - I really don't think this needs any explanation?
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Benjamin Bratt - I don't really know what it is about this man - his smile, his yummy muscles?
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Paul Rudd - I fell in love with him watching 'Clueless' 5 times a day in jr. high.
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Stephen Colletti - Didn't care for him on Laguna Beach/The Hills BUT on One Tree Hill - Holy Wow! I love his dimples.
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Channing Tatum - Have you seen him with his shirt off? Look at those lips! The man is perfect.
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Y'all it was SO.HARD. to whittle this little list down. As you can see, I have SIX and the hubby only got 5. I started with at least 10. I probably could have gone on for days!
So tell me, who would you put on your list?
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John Cusack and Jaquin Pheonix are constants and the other spots change out all the time. #1 on my husbands list: Sandra Bullock. I'm cool with that!
ReplyDeleteOoh, good additions!!
ReplyDeleteI'd totally be cool w/Sandra Bullock. I might add that to the hubby's list, just in case :)
I love this!! Gerard Butler totally makes my list too! It is so funny because anytime we play a family game where we have to write answers down like the game of things or something EVERYONE will write down GERARD BUTLER as the answer trying to frame me!!!! ha ha I would also add Ryan Gosling to my list - he is super hot. I love the blog someone made about him with photos and neuroscience quotes - it is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteGERARD, GERARD, GERARD...and Eric Church...
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to make you black out or anything, but back in the day when I was working in NYC, Benjamin Bratt was out for a jog and we almost slammed right into each other. He touched me, and even while sweaty and trying not to crush me, he was smokin' hot. He was never even on my radar until that incident.
ReplyDeleteWell chosen, girl. WELL chosen.
Came from finding the funny!
Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds, and some more Ryan Reynolds! Great choice on Benjamin Bratt and Blake Shelton. I'd also add Lenny Kravitz and Denzel Washington for some extra yumminess. My husband's crush is Angie Harmon.
ReplyDeleteRyan Reynolds was definitely on my long list, in the top 10!!
ReplyDeleteI had the biggest crush on Lenny Kravitz when I was in Jr. High!!
Love that crush on Kitty. Ha! I really, really, really love Paul Rudd, too! Clueless has got to be one of my most favorite movies ever. I quote it all the time! (Thanks for linking this up to #findingthefunny last week!)
ReplyDeleteKitty really? LMAO
ReplyDeleteLuke Bryan
Jason Aldean
Channing Tatum
Orlando Bloom
Those are only off the top of my head.
I know hubby would choose the girl in transformers with the pouty lips.